Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Old School Dad: Words of Wisdom






This is my daddy giving his words of wisdom, but its short because i lost my memory card

Old School Dad: Radiation to The Brain......becomes a Hinder to Society






My daddy thinks he has jokes, he talks about me and I talk about him...its all for laughs please comment on what you want him to talk about....and I will try to get it on camera

Old School Dad: Coors Light Commercial






This is a typical conversation with me and my dad, talkin bout various things and its all for laughs LMAO just thinkin bout it...If you have anything you want me to get him to talk about them let me know and I will ask

Runaway Dogs




This is my daddy tellin about how he was chained the dogs up, and them gettin untied, then i had to cut it short cause i got a call from a college buddy....If you have anything you want me to get him to talk about them let me know and I will ask

One Guy One Cup (BARF O RAMA)


Once you click on the link there is no turning back...get the trashcan or toilet ready...hold them cheeks tight...

Good Pussy

Can you keep a secret
I've got some real good pussy
Thinkin' about selling some
You know
For a couple of C-notes
Or by the hit
My pussy is so good
Men won't quit...


Cuming around sniffin'
Begging for a lickin'
My Pussy ain't even trippin'


If all he's got to offer
Is his dick in his hand
Then this good pussy is moving on
In search of a real man
Who Knows how to lick it


Kick me
Down with something tangible
A lifestyle that's manageable
Good pussy ain't never broke
Shit, I might start charging by the stroke


Pssttt
Let me whisper in your ear
Can you keep a secret
Good Pussy drives men crazy
Make him claim your baby
Make him cum for more than fun
For Pleasure
When and wherever
The pussy damn well please
Good pussy is a tease


Wanna know why my pussy is sooooo good
I give her lots of treats
Eat something fresh and sweet
Pineapple one day
Coconut the next
Swipe her with a little honey
Then pop her in his mouth
A tiny mint on my clit
Definitely does the trick
For my pussy and his dick


Oh, I've got some some good pussy
But don't tell your man
I am what she eats
I stay away from all that beef
Drink lots of peppermint water
Or add some mint leaves to my salad
Then I let him toss me upside down
And go to work like Homey the Clown


I smother his face with savory juices
Then watch his lips spread ear to ear
My good pussy makes him cheer


Can you keep a secret
I'll share a little tip
Feed your pussy right
Then spread her on his lips
Keep your pussy tight
And he'll fuck you all night
...Or pass out trying


Pssttt
I've got a secret
Wanna taste




Poem from:
 Sweeter than Honey
 by Mary B. Morrison